"imitation is suicide."

musik-box:

cloudforhire:

neekcreep:

irresistible-ethan:

purplemahogany174:

nourishyourturtleheart:

princesuzuki:

:’) WISH! One day i will cherish such beautiful moments with someone, that together enough time i’ll get to have a moment, something like this or better :’) so i could hear the words “MARRY ME”.

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OHMYGOD IM CRYING NOW I NEED A HUSBAND

I literally can’t see, there are so many tears right now.

I watched for 5 seconds and started crying. Before I hit play I was crying I just need help

Fucking adorable homos made me cry, UGH. 

This is why I have to propose because i know if my boyfriend does it I will be a MESS!

I NEVER cry at stuff like this, but here I am bawling.



Straight people are asked when they chose to be straight

Reactions? They literally all appear to suddenly realise their own ignorance. This is genuinely brilliant.


didney-worl-no-uta:

infamousnfamous:

primsore:

if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons

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who lives in the vagina of a young teen

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

absorbent and yellow and bloody is he

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

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posted 1 hour ago via kieran-648 · © bootox with 136,650 notes

chibird:

A welcome whale, transparent and free to use if you keep the credit (a link back is always appreciated but not necessary)~ ^u^

chibird:

A welcome whale, transparent and free to use if you keep the credit (a link back is always appreciated but not necessary)~ ^u^





  • what a girl says: i'm fine
  • what she means: old sport

armageddotron:

DO SHE GOT A BOOTY

She don’t. Where her booty should be is nothing but a swirling void. I try to look away but cannot. The void beckons me. I shall not return. Tell mother that I love her, and that I am sorry.